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scotch whiskey

dan 123

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Jul 28, 2010
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Amid the euphoria over the win and new commit dillard, I have some exciting scientific news. I needed to know which scotch was superior. So, because my academic backgrounds include nutrition, neurology, pharmacology, internal medicine, gastroenterology, canine psychology, public health, massage therapy by woman with heels and nylons, I decided to conduct a little experiment to decide, once and for all, which scotch was superior: glenlivet or Macallan cask strength. The lab experiment, which, by the way, has been replicated here and Canada offered the following result---- if you sip glenlivet, you will throw up for 23 straight minutes. If, on the other hand, you sip Macallan, you will only throw up for 19.5 Macallan wins the debate hands down!!! There are those who will find fault with my methods. These are probably the same people who believed Doris Day was a virgin. And, just because, there are only 7 humans in recorded history who have professed a liking for scotch, this does not mean that we should automatically dismiss their opinions on other subjects. i'm not feeling well- I have to head for the toilet again--- tomorrow I will experiment with various bourbon brands----- stay warm---
 
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