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original leper island colonists season tixs plan

shocky5

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Oct 24, 2004
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wouldn't it be great if all the original leper island colonists on this site who don't actually attend cal football & basketball games grouped together to take a ferry on gamedays to haas pavilion or memorial stadium & then all sat together in a specially designated area?

we could have signs in support of firing all the coaches in favor of current nfl/nba/sec coaches that have no interest in recruiting high gpa student athletes

complaining about every strategy and/or plays would be mandatory plus chocolate donuts with fuschia sprinkles could be served at half time

greg would probably make me uncomfortable talking about my junk & stuff but that's ok, i think he's kinda bi curious with his obsession with man on man sex (not that there's anything wrong with that, we're not here to judge)

only problem i see in organizing this section is that some of the colonists are so negative that their careers have crated because nobody wants to work with them so buying tixs would need to be heavily discounted

babysitting services for those with kids would not be a problem, just leaving the little ones for a couple of hours with a couple of bucks at the 7/11 on ashby usually works just fine

some of you would probably really enjoy experiencing the magic of cal basketball & football in person, it's kinda different than sitting by yourself in front of the tv thinking you're the smartest cal fan in the world & that only you is wise enough to see the challenges that are facing cal and that everyone else who is happy with cal athletics is a dumb azz but not you because you have so much higher standards even tho you've really never accomplished anything in your life

but that's ok, there's much love on leper island

and donuts
 
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