There is no truth to the rumor that the Chancellor is not looking for an AD. Here's the latest Las Vegas early morning line. Our next US president will be installed before the new AD is installed. (4-1) The new AD will be openly bi-coastal with vegetarian tendencies ( 5-2) The new AD will never be seen on campus during her 7 year career ( 6-1) The new AD will report directly to Oski who will report to Droski who will report to LB who will report to JB who will report to Hillary who will report to her girl friend (9-2) The new Ad will not anyone to attend games on the well-documented study that attendance damages academic performance. (8-5) The new Ad will demand that football players play field hockey for the first two years and basketball players will be required to sleep in People's Park for the first two years in order to become better acquainted with Bill Walton, (9-5) Early morning lines are only preliminary, of course, but they do indicate a bizarre Berkeley trend under the new Chancellor and Janet Napolitano. Stay tuned.
