Me: I think I'm done with Dykes. That's three years without a win against Oregon, USC, UCLA, or Stanford. I mean, yeah the program is better but if you can't beat any of those teams with the likely no. 1 QB in the draft then when will you? I don't even care if we go 7-5 every year, just please beat one of those teams so I know it's at least possible.
Wife: Why don't you care if we go 7-5 every year?
Me: I mean I get we're not going to be in the BCS playoff picture ever, so I have managed expectations, but at least beat one of the perennial conference powers once in a while so there's some modicum of hope that we could be good one day, which as it stands there is none.
Wife: But weren't we actually in the BCS playoff picture, like, 8 years ago?
Me: Oh yeah. We were. WTF.
Wife: Why don't you care if we go 7-5 every year?
Me: I mean I get we're not going to be in the BCS playoff picture ever, so I have managed expectations, but at least beat one of the perennial conference powers once in a while so there's some modicum of hope that we could be good one day, which as it stands there is none.
Wife: But weren't we actually in the BCS playoff picture, like, 8 years ago?
Me: Oh yeah. We were. WTF.
