On the prowl for action the other night, I wandered into a place called NORTH AMERICAN TIT CO. Imagine my surprise when an officious female said, " what brings you you to NORTH AMERICAN TITLE CO?" Always nimble, I asked about the Mens room. She sniffed, IF YOU MUST." I sniffed back, I MUST." On the way out, I asked her if she was a Cal fan. She almost had a heart attack. She said, " heavens no--- I WENT TO STANFORD." I didn't have the heart to tell her someone had carefully removed the letters L and E from the word TITLE. If she went to Stanford, she should have figured this out.
