Campuses across our great nation are unfurling banners advising students that special counselors are available if students are confused or terrified lest a particular outfit may prove to be disturbing or offensive to the 56,987 advanced thinkers and souls whose avocation is to be offended or disturbed by anything which doesn't comport with their nursery school thinking ( I'm sorry if any nursery school students are offended by the comparison.) If only these types realized how preposterous and pretentious they seem to many others, they might feel free to pursue adult themes. Tomorrow night I will be wearing my Barack Obama mask at Haas. If you feel you may become offended or disturbed, please stay home and I will give you a report of the game.
