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BI party

dan 123

Shining. 365 days a week.
Jul 28, 2010
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Sometime in 2013, I was invited to a gala BI party . We were instructed to wear gray suits with matching shoes as well as jock straps. We were told prizes would be awarded for the most innovative jock strap. When I removed my pants, the hostess swooned and called 911. I was presently escorted from the premises. The following day I was advised I had been "banned" from the BI site because I failed to know the difference between black and brown shoes, but also, because I forgot to put on my jock strap. Four of the hostesses fainted and one of them is still in a coma. I am being sued for conducting unbecoming a BI client.
 
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