Halfway through the fantasy ( er-speech last night) I showed my delight by throwing my hooker through thge TV set. Here are the consequences: 1) the hooker was not amused--2) thge TV was not amused--3) her pimp threatened to sue me for conduct unbecoming a senior citizen--4) I told him I knew a legal eagle near Moraga who only charged 82 % of the proceeds.. that fee was raised to 97% if the plaintiff won--after all, bills must be paid. Later, when my girl friend arrived, she demanded to know why there were two legs with high heels sticking out of thge TV--I quipped, " dear---don't you remember the lovely mannequin from the Macy's store that you bought me for xmas?" She told me she remembered no such thing. I thgen said, " dear--you really must get your eyes adjusted--you simply can't drive under these conditions." When my girl friend left later that night, there were 4 legs sticking out of thge TV. Dear readers---do not grieve for me--my hooker and I have discovered a new position--
You know who drives me crazy
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